Stay out of our airspace!

What is with these birds? They fly really high, make a lot of noise, fly alone, and seem to fly the same pattern a few minutes after the bird in front of them. Of course, we let it be known that they are not welcome in our airspace. So far, it hasn't detered them. They keep coming back. We keep barking and chasing them on the deck.

Oh, right. A few weeks ago, there were six of them flying together. We had to run inside and hide, they were so loud. Our people said they were blue angels. They must have been really angry. Do angels get angry?

We want to go to the puppy park!

Everyday, they ask us if we want to go to the puppy park. And, everyday we give them our best "cute" faces. And, everyday they laugh at us and ask if we want chicken pot pie. What the hell does chicken pot pie have to do with going to the puppy park? We think they're nuts.