What is college?

Mom says Jenna went to college. We're not sure what that means. We have some ideas, though.
- Sounds like cauliflower. That sounds yummy. I'd eat that.
- It starts with the same three letters as 'colt'. I bet it's a horse. I hate horses.
- You two are idiots. If she "went" there, how could you eat it or how could it be a horse?
- I know. It sounds like collard as in collard greens. I'd eat that.
- It kind of sounds like collage. Maybe it's a group of horses. I hate horses.
- I think I'd like college. I might be a defect dog, but I am smarter than people think. I'd take a philosophy class.
- Classes? Do they have classes about food? I'd take a class in food. Especially if I got to eat everything.
- I wouldn't take an art class. I bet all the girls would draw horses. I hate horses.
- I don't think I'd do my homework, though. Just think. And socialize. I'm good at that.
- Maybe there's a class in different kinds of animal droppings. They're yummy. I eat those.
- I wouldn't take a vet class either. I wouldn't want to work with other dogs. Or cats. Or rabbits. Especially not horses. I hate horses.
- You two are idiots. I'd also take a class in deviant behavior. Because, well, I don't like to do what I'm told.
- I know. I'd take geology because that has rocks and I like to eat rocks.
- Do you think Jenna had to ride a horse to get there? I hope not. I hate horses.
- Maybe when we go for a ride in the car, Mom will take us to visit Jenna.
- I hope so. I miss Jenna.
- Me, too. I miss Jenna, too.
- Me, too. I miss Jenna, too.

We love you, Jenna. We hope you're having fun at college, where ever and whatever that is...I could eat and let you know...I bet it's some kind of horse. I hate horses...You two are idiots...